My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
