yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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