is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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