Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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