Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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