Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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