Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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