So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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