No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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