I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I deserve this hangover.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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