hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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