everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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