U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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