I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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