Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Life is so much better after having sex.
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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