doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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