So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
