so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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