So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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