idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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