the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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