I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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