Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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