apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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