She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.