I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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