A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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