shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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