just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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