I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Operation Purity has been aborted
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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