Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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