new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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