i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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