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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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