It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I wish you could order shots online.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
