Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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