there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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