I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Well I just put wine in my tea
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn