operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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