we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.