He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
