if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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