it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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