so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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