just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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