His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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