why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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