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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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