Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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