you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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