In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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