We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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