Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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