What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
